“I have no reason to repent today”, Episode 3 of The Uncanny Gospel Friends

The Cold Open

Was there a fight of some kind last night?

The Bottom Line

Protecting our children.

“Okay, so this one I am sure doesn’t make sense. BUT, if a parent’s job is to raise a child to serve the Lord, shouldn’t we teach them how to be in the trenches? Shouldn’t they see us there? Instead we try to protect them from the trenches, and they often don’t learn how to handle it. We are so concerned with keeping them safe, sometimes we will disobey callings in scripture because we don’t want to affect our kids. We forget our kids belong to God and he is their protector as well. I’m not saying don’t follow the leading of the spirit, or neglect your responsibility as a parent… but their happiness and honestly safety isn’t the ultimate goal.”

https://www.challies.com/articles/9-parenting-truths-from-john-piper/

How do we balance the risks of ministry with the responsibility to protect our children?

Time for a Game

2017 College Football Season

College Football Pick’Em

  • Michigan (11) vs Florida (17)
  • Ohio State(2) at Indiana
  • Georgia Southern at Auburn (12)
  • Florida State (3) vs Alabama (1)
  • Kentucky at Southern Miss
  • Alabama A&M at UAB

Main Event

Overbearing Elders, tyrannical Deacons, oh my…!

Landing the Plane

 

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Special Thanks

to Josh Grimes for our intro voiceover
Website: https://www.voices.com/people/jgrimes4292

to Shawn Lombard for our into music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
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to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
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“You’re no John Piper, but that was a pretty good speech”, Episode 1 of The Uncanny Gospel Friends

The Cold Open

Uncanny Gospel Friends?

The Bottom Line

What is the Biblical response to racism?

What Were You Thinking?!

10 Simple Ways You Can Encourage Your Pastor – http://babylonbee.com/news/10-simple-ways-can-encourage-pastor/

Look What the Trolls Dragged In

Green Goblin Philosophy – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5SQnQjryzI

 

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Special Thanks

to Josh Grimes for our intro voiceover
Website: https://www.voices.com/people/jgrimes4292

to Shawn Lombard for our intro music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
Website: ShawnLombard.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
Website: http://soundcloud.com/notentirelyunlikechiptune/
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“Henry the Hemorrhoid”, Episode 103 of The Gospel Friends

“Henry the Hemorrhoid”
Episode 103 of The Gospel Friends

The Cold Open

Game: THE Book Bible Quiz

BDLD

TGF Comic Book Hall of Shame

2017  Inductees

The Main Event

Unbridgeable differences? (http://www.dennyburk.com/i-completely-agree-with-david-gushee-on-this-our-differences-are-unbridgeable/)

Landing the Plane

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Special Thanks

to Shawn Lombard for our into music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
Website: ShawnLombard.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
Website: http://soundcloud.com/notentirelyunlikechiptune/
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“Don’t Call It A Comeback“, Episode 102 of The Gospel Friends

“Don’t Call It A Comeback“
Episode 102 of The Gospel Friends

The Cold Open

Where have you guys been???

  • Chase went dancing
  • We’re big in Japan

TIOLI

Worst consequence of skipping church? (https://www.challies.com/articles/the-worst-consequence-of-skipping-church/) OR Can I really forgive somebody who hasn’t asked? (http://www.desiringgod.org/interviews/can-i-forgive-someone-who-doesn-t-confess-wronging-me/)

Cannabis Reform and Religion in the South (https://www.buzzfeed.com/alysonmartin/cannabis-reform-and-religion-in-the-south/) OR Billy Graham Gets it Wrong (http://www.christianpost.com/news/billy-graham-names-the-one-sin-that-cant-be-forgiven-183614/)

What We Lost When We Lost Our Hymnals (https://www.challies.com/articles/what-we-lost-when-we-lost-hymnals/) OR What is the hottest thing at church today? (https://www.challies.com/articles/the-hottest-thing-at-church-today/, http://www.gallup.com/poll/208529/sermon-content-appeals-churchgoers.aspx)

What Were You Thinking?!

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Special Thanks

to Shawn Lombard for our into music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
Website: ShawnLombard.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
Website: http://soundcloud.com/notentirelyunlikechiptune/
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/notentirelychip/

“A New Hope”, Episode 101 of The Gospel Friends

“A New Hope“
Episode 101 of The Gospel Friends

Special Hosts: two Martins and an Atwood

The Cold Open

Where are the (real) Gospel Friends?

What were you thinking?!

And now for a story, reporting from Ohio… http://fox59.com/2016/08/16/video-monkey-gets-loose-scuffles-with-wal-mart-employee-in-parking-lot/

Cereal Review

BDLD

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Special Thanks

to Shawn Lombard for our into music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
Website: ShawnLombard.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
Website: http://soundcloud.com/notentirelyunlikechiptune/
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/notentirelychip/

“When Duty Calls”, Episode 100 of The Gospel Friends

“When Duty Calls”
Episode 100 of The Gospel Friends

Let’s Start With Something Lite

The. Game.

Throwback (Some)day

TIOLI (aka Take It or Leave It) w/ a Cereal Review Thrown In

Waxing Retrospective

Thoughts from us and you about the first 100

Where Do We Go From Here?

Wait, where did they go…

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Special Thanks

to Shawn Lombard for our (normal) into music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Barbara McQuellan for whatever that was
Facebook: only search if you really want to know

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
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“Who stole the beer bottles?”, Episode 99 of The Gospel Friends

“Who stole the beer bottles?“
Episode 99 of The Gospel Friends

The Main Event

Discussing the Pulse Nightclub Shooting

WWYT?!

17 Weird Things You Probably Saved If You’re A Parent
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/17-weird-things-you-probably-saved-if-youre-a-parent

Whiplash Back to Serious

Whose Position on the Trinity is Really New?
http://cbmw.org/public-square/whose-position-on-the-trinity-is-really-new/

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to Shawn Lombard for our (normal) intro music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
Website: ShawnLombard.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
Website: http://soundcloud.com/notentirelyunlikechiptune/
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/notentirelychip/

“I Cover My Guns Up“, Episode 98 of The Gospel Friends

“I Cover My Guns Up“
Episode 98 of The Gospel Friends

The Cold Open

Jen Hatmaker Takes a Stand
http://religionnews.com/2016/04/25/christian-author-jen-hatmaker-takes-stand-for-lgbt-inclusion/

Bring the Funny

Game: TGF Spelling Bee
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/google-reveals-top-misspelled-word-state/story?id=39406176

The Main Event

Discipline in the Park
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/mom-writes-message-stranger-disciplined-child-playground/story?id=39426043

Religion in Everyday Life
http://www.pewforum.org/2016/04/12/religion-in-everyday-life/

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Special Thanks

to Shawn Lombard for our into music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
Website: ShawnLombard.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
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“Dr. Dre Is a Medical Doctor That Makes Music in His Spare Time” Episode 97 of The Gospel Friends

Medical Dr Dre

“Dr. Dre Is a Medical Doctor That Makes Music in His Spare Time!”
Episode 97 of The Gospel Friends

Featuring: David “Rev. Verbiage’ McConnell, Chase “Captain Crunchy” Thompson, Immanuel “The General” Marsh. Still MIA: NAwol Nick Jenkins.

Rejected Titles:

1. This sermon is not going to cost Chase anything, but it is going to get me molested.
2. Romans: Thou art using the wrong latrine!”
3. Homeschooling, AKA “Mommy High”
4. “I’m not here to talk about my wife, I’m here to talk about Jesus.”
5. “Chase is an undercover black guy”

Topics:

Big Deal or Little Deal:

  1. http://theblazingcenter.com/2016/05/outrage-target-and-bathroom-controversy.html
  2. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2016/05/josh-harris-apologizes.html  (Note: we don’t agree with the overall tenor of this blog author)
  3. http://theblazingcenter.com/2016/05/stop-calling-your-wife-hot.html
  4. ALMOST a topic: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Joshua-Missionary-Baptist-Church-Long-Island-Message-to-Oil-Take-Thieves-Huntington-379810001.html #churchsignsImmanuel’s Rant:    http://ftc.co/resource-library/blog-entries/when-ball-becomes-baal

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to Shawn Lombard for our into music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
Website: ShawnLombard.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
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“Baby, I’m Doing a Podcast – Adventures in Ministry #2” Episode 96 of The Gospel Friends

“Baby, I’m Doing a Podcast!”
Episode 96 of The Gospel Friends

Note: This is a short, mid-week episode of the show. We are releasing it as an experiment, and might keep doing this  in the future, but might not. Stay tuned. And yes, sharp-eared true believers – the intro and outro to the show were recorded at a different time than the rest of the show. Magic!

Featuring: David “Rev. Verbiage’ McConnell and Chase “Captain Crunchy” Thompson. We are behind on voice mails, but hope to get them in the next episode!

Topics: Adventures in Ministry: First sermon ever, and what has been learned since then.

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to Shawn Lombard for our into music – “Won’t Go ‘Til You Bless Me” from Rare Bird
Website: ShawnLombard.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shawn-Lombard/

to Jeff Hendricks (@FunkyStickman) for our outro music – “Jesus Is A Friend of Mine (Remix)”
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